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Guru and Non-Disciple No. 5 - The surreptitious injection of some old-fashioned, pro-life activism amidst paeans to Obama

November 8, 2008 - 3:56am — krishna kirti

ND: Wow! I'm, like, really, really into the "Devis With Babies" site. What do you think?

G: It's megatons better than Devis Who Have Abortions.*

Guru and Non-Disciple No. 4 - The American Election, part 2 of 2, the Exciting, KC Conclusion!

November 5, 2008 - 10:29pm — krishna kirti

ND: Like, Wow! Obama won!! What does this mean for devotees?

G: Four more years of maya.

Guru and Non-Disciple No. 3 - The American Election, part 1 of 2

November 4, 2008 - 1:52am — krishna kirti

ND: I'm, like, so into Obama. He's America's first "post-racial" candidate. It's like he's really, awesomely transcending race because he's so, so...

G: "Milk-chocolatey"?

ND: Yeah, that's it! Like, you can read my mind, or somethin'...

G: Uh huh.

Guru and Non-Disciple, No. 2

October 3, 2008 - 5:17am — krishna kirti

ND: So, I think that women should be given the same opportunity as men to realize their full, human potential.

G: Why? So that you can sit in your living room on your giant, LoveSac chair and ogle nubile, 12-year old Chinese gymanists as they prance around your 56-inch, wide-screen plasma TV?

Guru and Non-Disciple, No. 1

September 29, 2008 - 9:25pm — krishna kirti

ND: So, would a Krishna conscious society allow women's gymanstics?

G: No.

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