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Merry Christmas!

December 22, 2006 - 5:32pm — kaunteya

It's holiday season (at least for those Christians who believe Lord Jesus was born on 25 December), and materialistic mercantilism runs wild. We present some unusual Christ-conscious gifts, or rather some Christ-connected commercial novelties. Warning: those allergic to weirdness are strongly advised to avoid this gallery.
   
You might not have imagined it, but someone did: Dashboard Jesus.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Spiraling down we get to levels even more blasphemous (perhaps unwittingly?): Teddy-bear Jesus, Dog Jesus, Cat Jesus ... and even Lucy van Pelt-Mary! (Well, at least the last one indicates an improvement on her usual consciousness...)

On a different note, Jesus imagined as involved in various frivolous sports (and uncharacteristically and dangerously close to pubescent girls in some):

 

And something for the kitchen:

www.jesuspan.com

Enough? Still eager for more insanity? Still curious to discover, say, the Jesus Air Freshener, the Flying Nuns or the Bible Bingo? Then visit (at your own risk): www.mcphee.com/categories/christianity.html

 

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