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Beloit College Mindset List For Incoming Class of 2012

Each August for the past 11 years, Beloit College in Beloit, Wis., has released the Beloit College Mindset List. It provides a look at the cultural touchstones that shape the lives of students entering college. It is the creation of Beloit’s Keefer Professor of the Humanities Tom McBride and Public Affairs Director Ron Nief. The List is shared with faculty and with thousands who request it each year as the school year begins, as a reminder of the rapidly changing frame of reference for this new generation.

Happy Janmastami

A senior devotee in New Vrindaban calls his son in New York and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing.  Thirty-five years of misery is enough.”

“Pita, what are you talking about?” the son screams.

Irish University Entrance Exam - Answers

How many did you get right?

Irish University Entrance Exam

Answers tomorrow.

American Archaeology

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York archaeologists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.

Baptizing A Drunk

A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. The drunk walks into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher.

The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of booze. He asks the drunk, ‘Are you ready to find Jesus?’

Motivated Gossip

A Swami Goes Golfing

A swami was feeling bored one Sunday and decided to take the day off away from the temple program. He told his servant he wasn’t feeling well and drove away. He stopped at a golf course about forty miles away where no one would know him and decided to play a round of golf.

Internet Argument

Just laugh. It's good for you.

While it is normally only considered cliché that "laughter is the best medicine," specific medical theories attribute improved health, increased life expectancy, and overall improved well-being, to laughter.

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Meeting With the Board

After delivering a extended philosophically intricate Bhagavatam lecture, the Temple President announced that he wished to meet with the temple board after the program, in his office. He returned to the office to find that the first person to arrive was an older Indian man, whom he didn’t recognize.

“Pardon me, Prabhuji,” the President said, “I think you misunderstood my announcement. This is a meeting of the board.”

“I know,” said the man. “If there is anyone here more bored than I am, I’d like to meet him.”

Supply Side Jesus Video

A while back I posted the original comic as it appeared in Al Franken's Lies and the Lying Liars who Tell Them. Since the topic came up in a discussion of Christianity with a couple of students yesterday I wanted to check it out again, and when I googled it this video came up. If you want to see the original post you can check it out here, but the video is even cooler.

Respecting Intolerance

Part of being "inclusive", innit? :-)

Is Hell Exothermic or Endothermic?

Dr. Schambaugh, of the University of Oklahoma School of Chemical Engineering, Final Exam question for May of 1997. Dr. Schambaugh is known for asking questions such as, “why do airplanes fly?” on his final exams. His one and only final exam question in May 1997 for his Momentum, Heat and Mass Transfer II class was: “Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with proof.”

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

Bless this house, O Lord we Pray

Bless this house, O Lord, we pray.
Make it safe by night and day.

Bless our humble vestibule,
Bless the TV, bless the pool.

Bless our silly little notions.
Bless our week’s supply of Trojans.

Bless, oh bless the internet.
Bless our liquor cabinet.

Bless our kitchen, for it features
Places where we roast Thy creatures,

Bake them, broil them, nuke them, fry them.
Blessed Lord, please sanctify them

While we’re scarfing down their wings,
livers, legs, and other things—

AWOL In the Sankirtan Army

After two weeks of going AWOL my commanding officer General Vaisesika Prabhu court marshaled me and order me back to my post in San Jose to join the troops for our Monthly Sankirtana Festival, which begins Friday evening in downtown Palo Alto with nagar sankirtana, then book distribution on Saturday and Sunday.

Dear God

Dear God...

Merry Christmas!

by Kaunteya das

It's holiday season (at least for those Christians who believe Lord Jesus was born on 25 December), and materialistic mercantilism runs wild. We present some unusual Christ-conscious gifts, or rather some Christ-connected commercial novelties. Warning: those allergic to weirdness are strongly advised to avoid this gallery.

Dalai Lama’s Birthday

ADVANCEMENT, ANYONE?

Hare KrishnaBy Kesava Krsna dasa

While it is nice to glorify devotees who are expending an effort trying to please Sri Sri Guru and Gauranga, and whenever any discussion centers around who is advanced and who is not, we should bear in mind the following “One has to learn this science of activities in terms of the modes of material nature, otherwise one’s life will be misdirected”.

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